Minister in Oklahoma is giving money to his congregation.
He handed out envelopes with crisp $100 bills to adults and
teens alike. He then told them to invest in something and return
in 7 weeks with the money and the profit. (I predict it will be
a very successful stunt) He gave out $14,000!
On Valentine's Day, in Indiana, a heart
shaped balloon that said, "I Love You" was released into the
air. It got tangled in the power lines and knocked out
electricity to 2,100 homes......
* A man in Oregon has cut out a
police car made of plywood. He hid it behind the bushes
to slow down speeders in front of his house.......someone stole
it........estimated cost was $300.....not to be deterred, he is
now making cut outs of dogs, children and chickens.
* Two NASA scientists are claiming
there is evidence of life on Mars. They have discovered
what "might" be traces of methane coming out of
caves.....methane?.......they are expecting this may lead to
very small biological organisms.
* San Francisco (Is that part of the
USA?) is talking about a toll zone for their downtown.
People would have to buy a permit (tax) to drive there. They
would use cameras to detect and fine cars that do not have a
permit. Is this Constitutional?......The city is also looking at
a local gasoline tax........and six other possible new taxes....
* California is looking at taxing
vehicles by the mile......a little black box would keep
track of how many miles that are driven......isn't there already
a gasoline tax?.....well, the complaint is hybrid cars have too
good of mileage, thus are not paying their fair share......geeze
* Big fight between Britney Spears
and Paris Hilton on who has the cutest dog. Britney say
her dog Bit Bit wins, going away. See photos below. Oh, Bit Bit
is not housebroken and Britney is sorry she bought a white
* Overland Park, Kansas gas station
had a computer glitch and sold their gasoline for 19 cents per
gallon. The truckers on their CB's got the news quick.
Over $2000 of gas was sold before the station figured out they
had a problem.
* A Driver Education teacher was run
over and pinned under her DE car for 15 minutes by a
student. She is in very serious condition. It happened on a
* A NY disc jockey broke into his
boss's house and trashed the place........all the while
being on the radio....He tore up furniture, wrote on the walls,
messed up his bosses clothes and bedroom then went and hid in a
closet. He waited (on the radio) for his boss to come home. He
called it a "mock burglary". The boss was not amused and fired
the guy on the spot.
* A speed camera van was recently
caught speeding. 65 mph in a 50 mph zone.
* A boy from the United Kingdom
recently scored a 137 on an IQ test. Allowing him to join
a "genius club"........ The boy is 3 years old.......
* Have you seen the list of Michael
Jackson's possible defendants?...........Jay Leno, Kobe
Bryant, Quincy Jones, Larry King, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor,
Stevie Wonder, Maury Povich and The Back Street Boys to name a
few........no Mike Tyson?
* An elementary school has installed
a noise meter in their lunch room. If the meter reaches
too high (code red) the lights are turned off and no one is
allowed to talk......If they are caught talking, they must
write, "I will not talk during light's out" 50 times.........
* A women is getting married and her
bride's maid is a dog.....a 3 year old collie......all
dressed up in a wedding dress.......
* Out East, a football coach was
fired for swearing at practice.......
* Scientists are claiming they can
use a gene transplant to grow hair in ears......this
could be MAJOR breakthrough in curing some forms of
* A house in California is hanging
an American soldier's uniform in effigy, with a sign the
reads..... Bush Lied, I Died........neighbors are not very happy
about it. I just found out, they hung it, not on their house,
but on a house they rent out......
* Two stone carvings of lions were
unearthed, thanks to the tsunami in India. See photos
below. They believe and entire city and maybe civilization has
* New invention....a black ball that
chases burglars. It detects motion, can roll at 20 mph
and calls for help and even takes pictures.......they think it
will be used to patrol large fenced in areas.
* The life expectancy of Russian men
is.......59 years old.
* A new organization was formed
recently.....Mother's Against The Draft.......hmmmmm,
there ain't no draft.
* A North Carolina State student
died of a skin cream overdose. They put too much hair
remover on their legs and had some kind of reaction.
* A school in California is wanting
to put radio tags on all of their 7th and 8th grade students.
They would wear them around their necks.......geeze.....in the
name of safety.
* A baby comes home weighing 8.6
ounces. The smallest baby ever born on record that
* A man was fined $600 for throwing
an Egg McMuffin........He got the wrong order at the
window, he wanted ham, not sausage. The girl working agreed to
exchange it and the guy threw it at her......the man was charged
with a misdemeanor assault and battery......geeze......he said,
"I did NOT throw it, I just returned it quickly!"