Perez, my new idol, has volunteered to rejoin his fellow
soldiers in Iraq. He lost his leg a few months ago in
combat and now says he is physically fit, can still jump out of
airplanes and runs a mile in less than 8 minutes. If he is
allowed to go back, he will be the 4th amputee to re-enlist in
the 82nd Airborne. A Tryon U. Salute to all of those who serve!
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* A high school student who was not
allowed to take part in graduation (he failed his
classes) showed up anyway and then "streaked"
across the stage. He was found guilty and given a 6 mos. to 2
years jail sentence. Ok, maybe not so funny.
* A Girl From India Weeps Stones.
When she cries, small stones come out of her eyes. Medical
experts are astonished. Her village thinks she is either an evil
spirit or a re-incarnated Goddess.
* A German Man Sets A New World
Record. By throwing a cell phone the longest distance. He
heaved the electrical device 223 ft. after being shown his bill.
* Peru Announces They Will Export
Super Large Pigs! Hoping to improve their trade with
other nations, scientists in Peru have been able to develop
super large guinea pigs. That's right, guinea pigs. They believe
they will be popular with the gourmet dining crowd........
* Police In Florida Use A Stun Gun
To Subdue 75 Year Old Lady. She refused to leave a
nursing home where she was visiting a friend. The friend did not
want to see her, she refused to leave. The staff called the
police and she still would not leave. A scuffle broke out and
the police pulled out the stun gun and hauled her away.
* A New Study Says Cyber-Bullying Is
More Damaging Than Playground Bullying! Some quotes from
the experts, "There is no place to hide." "Attacks are ABUSIVE
TEXT." "No way to retaliate." "We need more study and the
government MUST fund it.". They said 30% of school children
suffer from it. Oh, then I found out the study was a year long
study at ONE school..........in Australia...........Hmmmmmm
* The Least-Fattest State Is
Colorado........the fattest is Mississippi. Iowa was #19
fattest with adults, but #14 with kids.
* The Taj Mahal Is Leaning. A
spire is leaning seriously and experts are not sure what to do
to help out the most important icon in India.
* Des Moines Man Shoots At Mouse And
Hits Girlfriend. She is OK, she was hit in the arm as she
walked past. The mouse was also fine.
* Carpenter Shoots Himself With Nail
Gun. Right through the heart with 7cm nail. He lived as
they were able to rush him to a nearby hospital. Support Nail
Gun Control!! If it can save one life, it will be worth it.
* Malaysia Man Cooks Himself In A
Giant Wok. As a religious ceremony for 1/2 hour. It is
the fourth time he has done it. His longest is 45 minutes.
* Cuban Leader Fidel Castro Falls
Right On His Face. He breaks his arm and cracked his knee
after giving a speech in front of 1,000s.
* California Court Says Animals May
Have The Right To Sue. The 9th court of Appeals, during a
trial against the Navy's use of sonar, said animals in the
future may have the right to sue, but do not now.
* Washington School Bans Halloween.
Says it may be disrespectful to witches............
* Ashlee Simpson Walks Off Saturday
Night Live As Lip Sync Did Not Work. She denies
lip-syncing, blamed her band for playing the wrong song and her
Dad says she is suffering from acid reflex.......she would never
* U.S. Navy Says It Is Now OK To
Worship Satan On Their Ships. Showing tolerance for all
religions....now let me get this straight....no celebrating
Christmas (separation of church and state) but Devil worship, no
* Canadian Town Bans Children From
Dressing As Seals During Halloween. They are afraid the
area polar bears in the area will spot lunch and go after the trick or treaters. When asked, council members said they have never heard
of any children dressing up as seals.
* Black Activists In Florida
Destroyed A Halloween Display On Private Property. It was
Frankenstein hanging from a scaffold. They said his skin color
was too dark.........isn't Frankenstein green?
* New Poll In UK Picks Homer!
That's right, Brits choose Homer Simpson as the best possible
American president from popular TV characters.
* New Product Announced.......Gum-O-Flage.......$5.00
per pack. Used by deer hunters to disguise their breath while
hunting. It tastes like a pine forest.......yummy.....Other
hunters are spending as much as $300 for scent proof boots and
jackets and some even spread horse manure on their body to
disguise their smell.....that would do it.
* Florida Holds Jack-O-Lantern
Contest. 30 people have entered. Prizes are awarded based
on creativity and style. All carvings must be done UNDER 25 ft.
* East Texas Finds Mystery Beast.
A mystery beast, some saying a demon from another world, has
been shot in East Texas after terrifying residents for weeks. It
has blue skin, a little larger than a dog and it's hind legs are
much larger than his front ones. The creature was shot while
hiding under a porch. Animal experts were baffled until tests
revealed it was a wild coyote with the mange. His fur was
falling off from a rare form of the disease.
Stories before the beast was identified.
* A Couple Delivers Baby In Car.
Baby arrives before the couple makes it to the hospital. They
named the little boy, Speedy Gonzales.......the couple is from
* If The Washington Redskins Win
Sunday, Bush Will Win On Tuesday. If they lose, Kerry
will win. They has happened every election since the Redskins
have existed, 72 years. The incumbent wins when the Skins win.
They pay at home against the tough Packers.
* Americans Are 1 Inch Taller Than
40 Years Ago. They are also 25 lbs. heavier, except for
women in their 20s they are 29 lbs. heavier.........ouch
* New Species Of Humans Found!
Off the coast of New Zealand on a small island they have found
skeletons of humans who grew no larger than 3 feet tall.
(Hobbits?) They found 7, they had a brain the size of a
chimpanzee's, they used tools and hunted.......miniature
elephants.......18,000 years ago... Believe It or Not.....Middle
* Des Moines Law Says If You Own A
Vicious Animal, You Must Have $100,000 Liability Insurance.
This came to light when a local resident was forced to either
get the insurance or get rid of their dog. Their dog had bitten
2 people. Their dog is named "Squirt" and is a 6 lb. Chihuahua.
* Cuban Leader's Power Saves Lives!
Fidel Castro went to the beach, held his fist in the air and
demanded that the hurricane miss Cuba. According to Cuban
newspapers, the hurricane made a right turn and hit Florida
instead. Wow, what a guy, now how could this super human fall on